Steph

Professional Experience

Education

• Master of Science in Software Engineering Hogwarts University of Technology, 2018

  Specialized in enchanting code. Thesis: "How to Improve Algorithms with Magic: A Python Approach."

• Bachelor of Science in Aerospace Technology Area 51 Tech Institute, 2016

  Minored in Extraterrestrial Communication Protocols. Developed a thesis on "The Influence of Low-Gravity Environments on Computational Efficiency."

Skills and Certifications

• Expert in reading Binary like it's my first language. I'm practically the Steve Austen of 0's and 1's.
• Advanced knowledge in Java. Not the island or the beverage, but I can have long conversations about both.
• Proficient bug exterminator in the software realm. Less reliable for actual bugs, unless you want them turned into extra code snippets.
• Expert PHP developer. Strangely, I'm not a Hypertext Preprocessor myself, just a humble developer.
• Savvy in SQL databases - I know, it's a very "select" skill, insert sarcasm here.
• Ruby on Rails - It's like a train ride, except the tracks are made of code and the train is more... virtual?
• JavaScript extraordinaire - Jack of all trades, master of this one.
• Typing at lightning speed with a record-breaking average of only two typos per manuscript!